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> EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« on: March 07, 2008, 12:01:00 PM »

> A man died & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
> different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least
> painful to spend his eternity.
> He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is
> told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
> they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
> devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day". The man
> does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He checks
> out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
> discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
> Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long
> queue of people waiting to get in...Amazed, he asks, "What do they
> do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for
> an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The
> Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."
> But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there
> so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned
> fellow calls him aside and said,
> "Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair
> doesn't work.
> The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor,
> so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.And the Nigerian devil used
> to be a civil servant,
> so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other
> business!!"
> ............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN!

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> EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« on: March 07, 2008, 12:01:00 PM »

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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 12:24:22 PM »
Very, very funny.

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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 01:16:57 PM »
prince pls help move dis to humour
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 01:20:35 PM »
Tytylayor,
do you agree with the author?
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 01:34:36 PM »
hhahahahah u wnt to kno?
yes rotflmao
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2008, 11:51:43 AM »
Five boosa to Nigerians

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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2008, 05:07:55 PM »
How i wish this was real.
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2008, 04:50:21 PM »
prince pls help move dis to humour
You can also move topics as a moderator.

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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2008, 01:34:00 AM »
It seems it has been moved
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2008, 09:08:37 AM »
yea
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2008, 11:35:24 AM »
I moved it already.

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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2008, 08:35:19 AM »
@ topic.

That does not mean yo should keep committing because you wont get punished o
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2008, 01:57:08 PM »
aiight captain britelife
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2008, 12:49:40 AM »
Captain of which Vessel?
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Re: > EVEN IN HELL, NIGERIA HAS PERFOMANCE ISSUES.
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2008, 11:42:55 AM »
which do u feel?
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