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CRACK YOUR RIBS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
« on: November 18, 2009, 12:52:02 PM »
 
 
 

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Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous thing happened is because honey I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl Darling please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medular-oblangata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would understand. That's why I need to see you face to face with you, soon. I think I have to pen-off here because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are too sweet a thing for them.
Yourz Ever,





 
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Dear Honie
My Love, My Sugar, I was exasperated with pride to have received one from you, the lungs in my body flapped with joy when I have been reading your letter. Anyway by now you have reached the realisations to why I am jotting this small letter to you, yes it is to see if you are keeping with the sands of time
How is everything on that other side of yours? Well here everything is just half lemon half sugar to make it Schweppes. How is your schooling? How are you pulling the wagons of life? I am just pulling the schooling thing like a donkey pulling a cart.

My honie, I am missing you very much right now, my heart is perambulating with every word that I write, if it was not for these oceans that decided to flow between us then I would get on the next bus to come and see you, but until then I know that I will not hesitate to put this blue blood on this paper and write to you. I remember that day lovie, that one sweet day as Maria Carey sanged it, you know that it is my favourite song honie. The one day that we were boarding the transport and you escorted me to my home, walking with you just brought sweet dreams to me for the rest of my life honie.

If words of love could ride a bicycle I would be competing against mariah carey Anyways, I will not stop you from reading the books that give you life and education so I will stop here for today.
Please always  be writing to me because I am missing you like sugar misses tea.

Keep well my mop of my heart, Yours in flesh and in blood.












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Re: CRACK YOUR RIBS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2009, 05:21:42 PM »
luv wan tin-tin birds!!!!!!!! Sing on

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Re: CRACK YOUR RIBS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 05:30:28 PM »
Hilarious mehn! Love wahala
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Re: CRACK YOUR RIBS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 05:42:49 PM »
Naa wa 4 love oooooooooo.
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Re: CRACK YOUR RIBS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2009, 08:10:18 PM »
love; no be small thing ooooooooo.  .  .  . 

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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 02:21:08 AM »
I am partionately seeking assistance to survive.    I am 58 year old man as well a Retiree.    My problem is that our Pension is not as at when due.    For instance we were paid last in March, 2009.    Many of us have died as a result of this.    I am therefore appealling to people for Financial Assistance to set up a Small Business to supplement my irregular Pension Payment.     I can be contacted via my Mobile Phone No: +2347031850137.    God Bless.    William

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Re: CRACK YOUR RIBS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2009, 10:09:52 AM »
Is that another joke
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Re: CRACK YOUR RIBS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 08:56:45 AM »
cool dude!! me lov diz
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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009, 10:53:10 AM »
lol
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Re: CRACK YOUR RIBS (JOKE OF THE DAY)
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2009, 05:50:45 PM »
hm
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