Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman
forMicrosoft Europe . 5000 candidates
assembled in a large room.
One candidatewas Chukwujekwu a Nigerian living in
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who donot
know JAVA programming to leave, 2000 people left.
Chukwujekwu said tohimself, ?I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose
if I stay. I'llgive it a try'?.
? Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing
morethan 100 people to leave, 2000 people left and Chukwujekwu said to
?I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?? So he stayed behind again.
? Then Bill Gates asked candidates who didn?t have a minimum of a Diplomain
Business Management to leave. 500 people left the room.
Chukwujekwu saidto himself, ?I left school at 15, just after standard 6,
but what have Igot to lose?? So, he stayed in the room.
? Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croat
toleave. 498 people left the room.
Chukwujekwu says to himself, ?I do notspeak one word of Serb-Croat and I'm
pretty sure Gates doesn't either sowhat do I have to lose??
So he stayed and finds himself with one othercandidate.
? EVERYONE ELSE HAD GONE.
? Bill Gates joined them and said, ?Apparently you are the only
twocandidates who have all the required qualifications & ; experience I
looking for and speak Serb-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have
aconversation together in that language. And........?
? Chukwujekwu turned to the other candidate and in a horse voice
said"Ngbati Ngbati ! Nnaa di anyi how far? K?du kwanu? wetin no dey
Biko gwa'm oku !!!"
The other candidate answered calmly but clearly saying "Omo yibo di?
di?o... bawo ni? ?j?? ma ba chance mi j? o. Mo need ish? yi badly
Chukwujekwu, ....was stunned !!!! ...but that was nothing compared to
theshock in the eyes of both candidates when Gates said
..."Ha ba youNigerians HA BA !!!! Na wetin Sef? Una wan