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Business is done
« on: June 08, 2009, 05:15:06 PM »

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.....

Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."

Son : "I will choose my own bride."

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

 

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.....

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."

 

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.....

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President: "Ah, in that case..."


This is how business is done!!!

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Business is done
« on: June 08, 2009, 05:15:06 PM »

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Re: Business is done
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2009, 04:28:16 PM »
old joke but still nice...
“Love is patient, love is kind, it isn’t jealous, it doesn’t
brag, it isn’t arrogant….”

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Re: Business is done
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2009, 06:58:16 PM »
i want to laf wit my nose.
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Re: Business is done
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2009, 07:23:45 PM »
Getting what you want with your sense, what a smart man.
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Re: Business is done
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 09:26:21 AM »
read it b.4 but still funie!!
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Re: Business is done
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 08:55:43 PM »
nice

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Re: Business is done
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2009, 12:03:59 AM »
Wow!
That's a hilarious one.  Still insightful and got some (business) moral ingredients.  Mmn!! I love it.
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Re: Business is done
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2009, 07:17:31 AM »
great joke
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Re: Business is done
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2009, 12:05:38 PM »
ya!
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brag, it isn’t arrogant….”

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Re: Business is done
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 12:26:10 PM »
smart guy

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Re: Business is done
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2009, 05:22:44 AM »
Smart guy
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