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Riddles & Jokes
« on: May 12, 2008, 11:37:49 AM »
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how many ANTS make a LANDLORD  ???

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Riddles & Jokes
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2008, 12:01:13 PM »


putting on my thinking cap...

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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2008, 12:18:42 PM »
i'M still waitn.
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2008, 12:34:38 PM »
oopss...
This just aa piece of......
Oohh..
not what i think
never mind,
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2008, 12:37:12 PM »


ok.
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2008, 03:41:32 PM »
i will answer the question after d next post.
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2008, 05:49:23 PM »
well,
the answer is TEN.
TENants make a LANDLORD
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2008, 06:22:21 PM »


great...that's stupendously
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2008, 06:32:51 PM »


great...that's stupendously
eye-opening!

simple but not easy ;D!
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2008, 06:44:14 PM »


i agree...

more of it...please;
it's very brain-stimulating!
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2008, 06:51:23 PM »
This is too simple.
WHY DID CHICKEN CROSS A FOOTBALL PITCH ?
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2008, 12:28:53 PM »

football managers explain:

Arsene Wenger
"From my position in the dug-out I did not see the incident clearly so I cannot really comment. However, I do think that he gets picked on by opposition players and fans who are clearly chickenophobic."

David O'Leary
"To be fair, he's just a baby chicken really and crossing the road is just a big exciting adventure for him. He'll enjoy the experience as long as it lasts and learn from it, but I don't seriously expect him to cross it this season."

Sir Alex Ferguson
"As far as I'm concerned he crossed the road at least a minute early according to my watch."

George Graham
"I want good, solid team chickens who'll cross the road in a straight line when they're told and how they're told. There's no room at this club for a prima donna chicken running around aimlessly - he's not worth it!"

Gianluca Vialli
"When the fish are down, he'll just be one of the chaps. It doesn't matter to me whether he's an Italian, French or English chicken as long as he's willing to die on the pitch for Chelsea."

Peter Reid
"Just cross the f***ing road, you chicken f***!"

Glenn Hoddle
"The chicken was hit by the lorry when crossing the road because in a previous life it had been a bad chicken."

Brian Clough
"If God had wanted chickens to cross roads he'd have put corn in the tarmac. Anyway, I'm more interested in Wild Turkey."

Ron Atkinson
"Spotter's badge, Clive. For me, Chicko's popped up at the back stick, little eyebrows, and gone bang! And I'll tell you what - I've got a sneaking feeling that this road's there to be crossed."

Ruud Gullit
"I am hoping to see some sexy poultry."

Gordon Strachan
"I'm really proud of the wee fella. Let's face it, if it had been one of the big chickens everyone would be saying how well he'd done, but as it's one of the wee chickens it must be luck."

John Gregory
"Two months ago that chicken was saying he was happy here. Now he tells me he wants to cross the road. I feel like shooting him."

Kevin Keegan
"OK, so the chicken's dead, but I still feel, hey, he can go all the way to the other side of the road."

culled from the net.
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2008, 07:07:28 PM »
good one, Dr.BB
But the main reason why chicken crossed a football pitch
was bcos the referee announced a FOWL!!!
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2008, 01:55:23 PM »
hey, another plsssssssssssss
:-P i'm less concerned

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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2008, 04:43:26 PM »
hey, another plsssssssssssss
that sounds as a joke...

 but this thread is not excusively reserved for my posting,
i'll like to share ur contribution as well.
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2008, 05:01:28 PM »



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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2008, 05:37:18 PM »
tytylayor, ... are u there,

Am a word with seven letters,
I am b4 God,
more evil than devil,
d poor have me,
and d rich needs me,
if you eat me, you will die,
what am i ???????????????????????
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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2008, 05:53:05 PM »
*cracking brains*  am coming o
:-P i'm less concerned

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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2008, 09:19:06 PM »
Me too.

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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2008, 07:44:46 AM »


Am a word with seven letters,
I am b4 God,
more evil than devil,
d poor have me,
and d rich needs me,
if you eat me, you will die,
what am i ???????????????????????
the answer to that puzzle is NOTHING

NOTHING is b4 God
NOTHING is more evil than devil
the poor have NOTHING
the rich need NOTHING (by definition)
if u eat NOTHING , u'll die.
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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2008, 06:07:40 AM »
OK Kendan - how about this one.

Alex bought a bag of apples on Saturday, and he ate a third of them. On Sunday he ate half of the remaining apples. He ate one more on Monday and one more on Tuesday, then ate half of the remaining apples on Wednesday. On Thursday he looked in the bag and saw that there was just one apple left. How many apples did the bag have to begin with?
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2008, 04:53:35 AM »
How's it comin? 
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« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2008, 02:27:58 AM »
Hint: Work this one backwards.

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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2008, 02:36:30 AM »
Alex bought a bag of apples on Saturday, and he ate a third of them. On Sunday he ate half of the remaining apples. He ate one more on Monday and one more on Tuesday, then ate half of the remaining apples on Wednesday. On Thursday he looked in the bag and saw that there was just one apple left. How many apples did the bag have to begin with?

ANSWER He had 12 apples to begin with.

So:

Thursday he had 1 apple.
Wednesday he ate 1/2 the remaining apples so since he only had 1 left on Thursday then he must have had 2 apples to begin the day on Wednesday.
Tuesday he ate 1 apple so he had 3 apples
Monday he ate 1 apple so he had 4 apples
Sunday he ate half the remaining apples so he had 4 apples left on Monday he must have had 8 apples to begin with on Sunday.
Saturday he ate 1/2 of the apples, so since he had 8 apples beginning on Sunday which would be 2/3 left it means he ate 4 so he started on Saturday with 12 apples.

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Re: Riddles & Jokes
« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2008, 12:01:52 PM »
that s cool...
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