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« on: May 22, 2013, 09:04:34 AM »
There was this robbery , the robber shouted to everyone: "All
don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way
of thinking".
--------------- --------------- --------------- ---- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please
be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained
to do!"
--------------- --------------- --------------- ----
When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count
how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid,
somuch money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important
than paper qualifications! " --------------- --------------- --------------- ----
After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call
the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5
million Dollars we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation
to your advantage!" --------------- --------------- --------------- ----
The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness ismost important."
--------------- --------------- --------------- ----
The next day, TV news reported that 100 million Dollars was taken from
the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million Dollars. The robbers were very angry and
complained"We risked our lives and only took 20 million Dollars, the bank
manager took 80 million Dollars with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it
is better to be educated to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much asgold !"
--------------- --------------- --------------- ---- The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in BOZ shares
are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks


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« on: May 22, 2013, 09:04:34 AM »


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