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FAMILY and Home / Polygamy, do u agree with it
« on: June 05, 2008, 08:46:44 AM »
Do u think this is a wise practise? This is a practise where a man has more than one wife.

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FASHION and MODE / Who is in the house? How Fashionable are u?
« on: June 05, 2008, 08:39:33 AM »
Let's get to this folks, do u dress to occassions? if yes simply gist us what u put on on different occassions, like Office, Church, Wedding or engagement, birthday, picnics, markets and casual days etc.
Here we go, who is in the house?

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HUMOUR and JOKES / PRIESTLY JOKE
« on: June 04, 2008, 12:19:17 PM »
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland  asked  the priest   beside her,  "Father, may I ask a favor?"
-"Of  course. What may I do for  you?"
*"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is  well  over  the  Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll  confiscate it. Is  there any way  you  could carry it  through  Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to  help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
*"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
 When they got to Customs,  she let the priest go ahead of her. The  official   asked,  Father, do you have anything to declare?"
 -"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
 The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare  from your waist to the floor?"
 - "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
 Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. - Next Please"!


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GENERAL DISCUSSION / INVITATIONS
« on: May 31, 2008, 02:07:00 PM »
I think we should try and get together if one of us has any special celebration like wedding or engagement, graduation, naming ceremony even birthday celebrations, there should be an invitation for members of Nigerianbestforum or Prince the Guru what do you think? It's only a suggestion o

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HUMOUR and JOKES / Girl and God
« on: May 30, 2008, 04:35:29 PM »
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.

As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"

As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.

She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again.

As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late ... but please don't shove me either!"


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MOVIES | NOLLYWOOD / Hollywood Vs Nollywood
« on: May 30, 2008, 03:02:35 PM »
Can u rate this? Is nollywood ready for Oscar awards but dont forget that Nollywood is majoryly on Homevideos while Hollywood is mainly films
Which do you consider has an advantage over the other?

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FAMILY and Home / Female Mutilation Or Circumcision
« on: May 30, 2008, 02:11:27 PM »
Some call it circumcision and some said it is "Female Mutilation", do you agree with it, if yes, why and if NO, why and how do families overcome this?

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FAMILY and Home / Unwanted attribute in ur spouse
« on: May 30, 2008, 10:00:38 AM »
What attribute do u hate in your spouse and u'll like to change?

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HUMOUR and JOKES / No Chance!
« on: May 28, 2008, 03:14:53 PM »
A wealthy American took his wife and mother in law to Jerusalem for a holiday.

While they were there the mother in law died.

The American went to the embassy to arrange to have the body sent back home for burial.

He was told by a rather officious clerk that the costs were huge. . .  US $28,000 to send the body back to the US.

The clerk suggested "most people would rather bury the person here and have a memorial service in the US, that way the cost would only be $150.

If you need some time to think it over, we have a private room where you can have some privacy to think. "

The American replied "No, that won't be necessary, it's very important that I take her back to the US. "

The clerk was amazed "I have never seen anyone with such great love for their mother in law.  You made that decision so quickly!"

The American replied "Well it's not really that, it's just that I heard a story about some guy who lived here about 2 thousand years ago, who died and then rose again just 3 days later - I'm not prepared to take that chance!"
 


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HUMOUR and JOKES / Little Johnny
« on: May 28, 2008, 03:12:12 PM »
Little Johnny

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church, looking at a large plaque that hung there.  After the young man of seven had stood there for some time, the pastor walked up beside him and said quietly, "Good morning, son. "

"Good morning, Pastor,"replied the youngster, not taking his eyes off the plaque.  "Can I ask you, Sir, why are all these names listed on here?"

"Well, son, these are all the people who have died in the service,"replied the pastor.

Soberly, they stood together, staring up at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one, Sir, the 8:30 or the 10?"

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Hi Folks,

there's a Tv drama I watched last night, after 35yrs, a man just discovered that the man he has been calling 'DAD', isnot his father, let me give u the whole story, the said 'DAD', was sick and the mother was out of the country, the sick man's two children were called upon to donate blood and none of the samples was compatible with their dad's.

So my bro and sis, if na u, wetin u go do ur mama o

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