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Title: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 07, 2008, 11:54:40 AM
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine:  la Casa."

"Pencil," However, is masculine:  "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora" ), because:
 
1.         No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2.         The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
            incomprehensible to everyone else;

3.         Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
 
 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your wages on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") ,


Because:
1.         In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2.         They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3.         They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;

4.         As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.
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Post by: olanajim on March 07, 2008, 12:26:59 PM
Why?
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Post by: tytylayor on March 07, 2008, 12:41:18 PM
why wat?
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Post by: olanajim on March 07, 2008, 12:44:51 PM
Why must the women won?
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 07, 2008, 01:01:33 PM
coz we got it right;D
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: olanajim on March 07, 2008, 01:19:12 PM
So men are computers? Or is it the other way?
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 07, 2008, 04:15:40 PM
yes, men r computers lol
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Post by: edisha on March 07, 2008, 05:09:35 PM
tytylayor,
you better put it right before hun
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 07, 2008, 05:14:02 PM
hahahaahahahaha oh yeaa, b4 wat edisha
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: edisha on March 07, 2008, 05:30:16 PM
you mean you are not >:( >:(
alright ;D
 ;Djust a jock :D ;D
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: olanajim on March 08, 2008, 10:21:38 AM
Tytylayor
maybe we should break it down. Are you ready?
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Post by: edisha on March 08, 2008, 11:18:23 AM
Tytylayor, olanajim needs your responds ;D
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Post by: britelife on March 08, 2008, 04:52:35 PM
I guess the poster is right.
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Post by: olanajim on March 08, 2008, 09:07:52 PM
So you are a manipulator?
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Post by: britelife on March 09, 2008, 03:43:53 PM
Who is a manipulator?
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: olanajim on March 09, 2008, 04:27:29 PM
I was wrong, Britelife!

It should be womanipulator.


I think I may agree men are computer. But, are the digital, analogue or mainframe? Laptop, or destop?
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Post by: britelife on March 09, 2008, 04:50:35 PM
They are some times Laptop and sometimes Desktop

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: olanajim on March 09, 2008, 07:19:13 PM
How do we know the difference?
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 10, 2008, 05:46:48 PM
they r desktop
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: britelife on March 10, 2008, 06:27:06 PM
iInd out yourself
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Post by: olanajim on March 10, 2008, 06:48:09 PM
Why are the DESKtop why not LAPtop?
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Post by: britelife on March 10, 2008, 06:57:19 PM
Desktop cos they hard to use.

Unlike women who are laptop,

You can use them and dump them.
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: olanajim on March 10, 2008, 07:04:35 PM
Lol

where is tytylayor? Do you agree with Britelife?
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Post by: britelife on March 12, 2008, 01:37:39 AM
She has to agree otherwise she proves me wrong.
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: edisha on March 13, 2008, 01:43:24 PM
Britelife, if she din't, i do
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 13, 2008, 05:42:27 PM
i disagree wit dat

guys r desktop coz dey r easy to get and cheap, u cnt even get it for free

wat about dat britelife???
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Post by: Deeran on March 13, 2008, 05:47:06 PM
i disagree wit dat

guys r desktop coz dey r easy to get and cheap, u cnt even get it for free

wat about dat britelife???

You've said it all.
Men can't be get freely......
but women can be.
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 13, 2008, 05:57:30 PM
oh, dats a typhographic error :D

u can get it for free :D
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: Deeran on March 13, 2008, 06:00:24 PM
Once said..........
forever said!
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: olanajim on March 13, 2008, 06:21:42 PM
Tytylayor,
how can you get a man for free? Could you elucidate?
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 14, 2008, 11:56:05 AM
haba olanajim, u know nw,:D
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Post by: edisha on March 14, 2008, 12:07:48 PM
NA WA O
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Post by: olanajim on March 14, 2008, 12:15:23 PM
Tytylayor,
ma ko bami! I know nothing o! Please talk with your mouth jo
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: edisha on March 14, 2008, 12:28:07 PM
 ;D ;D for olanajim
 ;D ;D for tytylayor
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 14, 2008, 12:55:35 PM
lets leave it like dat
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Post by: olanajim on March 14, 2008, 01:09:18 PM
No no no no!

Don't cover it up tytylayor! Let go on. Now you are behaving like a laptop!
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Post by: edisha on March 14, 2008, 01:34:29 PM
  is directed to tytyloyar

Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 14, 2008, 01:58:22 PM
edisha u no go understannnnnnnnnnnnd
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: edisha on March 14, 2008, 03:30:36 PM
Ok sorry o
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Post by: edisha on March 14, 2008, 03:33:20 PM
Private matter! Private matter!! Private matter!!!
you too can go on.
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: Deeran on March 15, 2008, 10:10:40 AM
hmmmmmmmmm
which one is Desktop and Laptop now?
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: britelife on March 17, 2008, 02:29:23 AM
The ladies are laptops.

Who can always take anywhere and use them anywhere.
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: Deeran on March 17, 2008, 07:03:28 AM
Hmmmmm.....
portable and easy to access.......
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Post by: britelife on March 17, 2008, 09:01:36 AM
Very easy.

Except for the one you just purchased.

The touch of a button,

You will have to be careful.
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Post by: olanajim on March 17, 2008, 09:42:00 AM
Why and how?
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: britelife on March 18, 2008, 12:15:12 AM
If you toast a babe,

You have to study her before you press any button.

That is laptop for you.

You need to study it so as to last long.

SO they are laptops.

I rest my case
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Post by: olanajim on March 18, 2008, 06:59:30 AM
The oracle have spoken.

I agree with you in toto and totality. (apology to a Nigerian Senator )
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Post by: britelife on March 18, 2008, 07:29:05 AM
The oracle have spoken.

I agree with you in toto and totality. (apology to a Nigerian Senator )

Toto as in Pu**y or toto as in truth?









Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 18, 2008, 08:44:47 AM
britelife, u av dirty mind
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Post by: olanajim on March 18, 2008, 09:02:10 AM
Lol

that guy can break a rib. I still doubt his virginity!
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: edisha on March 18, 2008, 10:49:28 AM
NA WA O
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Post by: Deeran on March 19, 2008, 10:26:15 AM
Hmmm........
Britelife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: britelife on March 19, 2008, 12:19:03 PM
Nothing do me peeps
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: edisha on March 25, 2008, 01:40:31 PM
SURE !
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 25, 2008, 04:16:25 PM
i no believe u
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Post by: britelife on March 25, 2008, 04:26:11 PM
Take it or leave it.
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on March 26, 2008, 02:35:03 PM
tell me which to choose
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Post by: britelife on March 26, 2008, 06:12:25 PM
Take it
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Post by: tytylayor on March 26, 2008, 06:33:59 PM
ok
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Post by: britelife on March 26, 2008, 10:48:38 PM
Good student
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Post by: tytylayor on March 27, 2008, 05:48:47 PM
good teacher
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Post by: britelife on March 28, 2008, 06:30:02 AM
@ Topic.
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Post by: tytylayor on March 28, 2008, 05:38:44 PM
wat is at topic?
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Post by: britelife on March 29, 2008, 06:53:55 PM
Spanish lesson
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Post by: tytylayor on April 09, 2008, 09:50:22 AM
Hasta luego (until later)
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Post by: freddiewit on April 10, 2008, 12:28:06 PM
Te Amo mi Amigo - I love you my friend

Te Amo - I love you

Amigo - friend
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: olanajim on April 15, 2008, 03:46:01 AM
Te Amo tytylayor!
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Post by: tytylayor on April 16, 2008, 04:52:23 PM
tnx fred for dat

mueve la cadera, diva--------------move your hips, dive

mueve - move
la - your
cadera - hips
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: olanajim on April 16, 2008, 05:46:51 PM
Hey! Keep it going tytylayor amigo!

Now we are following the topic. So what is:

MY
NAME
IS
OLANAJIM?

And
LET
KEEP
IT
GOING
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on April 16, 2008, 06:06:36 PM
my name is olanajim------mi nombre es olanajim

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Post by: britelife on April 26, 2008, 12:31:56 PM
Correct.

I am in love with Diva.

Translate.
Title: Re: spanish lesson
Post by: tytylayor on April 30, 2008, 09:53:17 AM
am coming
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Post by: olanajim on April 30, 2008, 03:34:01 PM
lol,

britelife!

thanks tytylayor, would you be kind to open a theread on spanish at the language section? I love this spaninsh translation and it may help us at God know when. We have french there already under the tutulagos of judy2...

what do you think tytylayor?