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spanish lesson
« on: March 07, 2008, 11:54:40 AM »
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine:  la Casa."

"Pencil," However, is masculine:  "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora" ), because:
 
1.         No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2.         The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
            incomprehensible to everyone else;

3.         Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
 
 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your wages on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador") ,


Because:
1.         In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2.         They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3.         They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;

4.         As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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spanish lesson
« on: March 07, 2008, 11:54:40 AM »

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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 12:26:59 PM »
Why?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 12:41:18 PM »
why wat?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 12:44:51 PM »
Why must the women won?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 01:01:33 PM »
coz we got it right;D
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 01:19:12 PM »
So men are computers? Or is it the other way?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 04:15:40 PM »
yes, men r computers lol
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 05:09:35 PM »
tytylayor,
you better put it right before hun

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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 05:14:02 PM »
hahahaahahahaha oh yeaa, b4 wat edisha
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 05:30:16 PM »
you mean you are not >:( >:(
alright ;D
 ;Djust a jock :D ;D

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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 10:21:38 AM »
Tytylayor
maybe we should break it down. Are you ready?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2008, 11:18:23 AM »
Tytylayor, olanajim needs your responds ;D

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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2008, 04:52:35 PM »
I guess the poster is right.
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2008, 09:07:52 PM »
So you are a manipulator?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2008, 03:43:53 PM »
Who is a manipulator?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2008, 04:27:29 PM »
I was wrong, Britelife!

It should be womanipulator.


I think I may agree men are computer. But, are the digital, analogue or mainframe? Laptop, or destop?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2008, 04:50:35 PM »
They are some times Laptop and sometimes Desktop

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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2008, 07:19:13 PM »
How do we know the difference?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2008, 05:46:48 PM »
they r desktop
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2008, 06:27:06 PM »
iInd out yourself
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2008, 06:48:09 PM »
Why are the DESKtop why not LAPtop?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2008, 06:57:19 PM »
Desktop cos they hard to use.

Unlike women who are laptop,

You can use them and dump them.
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2008, 07:04:35 PM »
Lol

where is tytylayor? Do you agree with Britelife?
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2008, 01:37:39 AM »
She has to agree otherwise she proves me wrong.
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Re: spanish lesson
« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2008, 01:43:24 PM »
Britelife, if she din't, i do

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