HUSBAND SUPERMARKET

[Prince]

Funny Love Story
Husband Mart

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love, kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think. What must be awaiting me further on?"

So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day!

[mayoz_here]

Prince yes u are . . .  Thank you for this one u made a broken-hearted man smile

[Prince]

It's quite funny and true.

[Sheenor]

no be say one tin one tin!

woman can never be pleased they are ungreatful...
i wonder the look on her face too bad for her
lol!!!!!

[uadialecharles]

no be say one tin one tin!

woman can never be pleased they are ungreatful. . . 
i wonder the look on her face too bad for her
lol!!!!!

I quit agree with you Sheenor, women are very ungrateful

[ritcky1]

What a DRAMATIC way of proving the insatiability of the women folk.   Nice stuff! Likes It!

[spirits]

No is my answer every woman you see on street is product of irresponsible parent and a boyfriend if she is bad.   Woman is what you made her is what she remain for you as a lover remember her laps is hole that your great father have dug and your grand father dug your dig but have no end.   A play mate she is good as long she is human.   But one thing is this truth for every man no man can love a woman and drop to another to please her like first she ever loved.   So war with you have that seek for love and spoil soul so is war with woman that give herself to man for money or sexual pleasure or have chain of boyfriends.   No man can maintain two master he love one or hate the other even so is with woman the happiness of every man that understand.
What you want is what you get in woman as long you womanize not. 

[fancybynature4ever@yahoo.]

I like these funny tale but in a serious note is this real?

[Chrislouis4]

not real at all

[GodwinMary]

May be not quite unique to women alone; human beings r always looking out 4 something greater. . .
                        . . . Self-transcendence.

[fancybynature4ever@yahoo.]

Wat's it's reality?
Post Merge: March 26, 2010, 07:36:06 PMWat's it's reality?
Post Merge: March 26, 2010, 07:41:35 PMWat's it's reality?

[rich kid]

i no fit shout

[fancybynature4ever@yahoo.]

Gramma