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    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman
    forMicrosoft Europe . 5000 candidates
    assembled in a large room.
    One candidatewas Chukwujekwu a Nigerian living in
USA .

    Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who donot
    know JAVA programming to leave, 2000 people left.
    Chukwujekwu said tohimself, ?I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose
    if I stay. I'llgive it a try'?.

    ? Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing
    morethan 100 people to leave, 2000 people left and Chukwujekwu said to
    himself
    ?I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.
    What can happen to me?? So he stayed behind again.

    ? Then Bill Gates asked candidates who didn?t have a minimum of a Diplomain
    Business Management to leave. 500 people left the room.
    Chukwujekwu saidto himself, ?I left school at 15, just after standard 6,
    but what have Igot to lose?? So, he stayed in the room.

    ? Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croat
    toleave. 498 people left the room.
    Chukwujekwu says to himself, ?I do notspeak one word of Serb-Croat and I'm
    pretty sure Gates doesn't either sowhat do I have to lose??
    So he stayed and finds himself with one othercandidate.

    ? EVERYONE ELSE HAD GONE.

    ? Bill Gates joined them and said, ?Apparently you are the only
    twocandidates who have all the required qualifications & ; experience I
    am
    looking for and speak Serb-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have
    aconversation together in that language. And........?

    ? Chukwujekwu turned to the other candidate and in a horse voice
    said"Ngbati Ngbati ! Nnaa di anyi how far? K?du kwanu? wetin no dey
    sh?l???
    Biko gwa'm oku !!!"

    The other candidate answered calmly but clearly saying "Omo yibo di?
    di?o... bawo ni? ?j?? ma ba chance mi j? o. Mo need ish? yi badly
    s?...!!"

    Chukwujekwu, ....was stunned !!!! ...but that was nothing compared to
    theshock in the eyes of both candidates when Gates said
     ..."Ha ba youNigerians HA BA !!!! Na wetin Sef? Una wan
    tryyyyyyy meeeee?"

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 06:47:37 PM »
i dnt knw how to laugh wit my ear.   pls can anybdy hep me?

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i dnt knw how to laugh wit my ear.  pls can anybdy hep me?
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 06:47:37 PM »

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 01:17:12 PM »
no help. just laugh any how!
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 01:20:38 PM »
You make it sound as it this really happened, i was only convinced that it was a joke when i read the last line.  what a joke.
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2009, 11:22:44 AM »
Funie.
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2009, 03:10:02 PM »
I trust, Naija no dey carry last!

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2009, 02:33:04 PM »
Guy, i like that.  Thumbs up!!!!!!!!

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 10:57:38 AM »
very funny...
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 05:41:58 PM »
naija una too much oh!
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 10:15:50 AM »
or, too bad?
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 02:47:05 AM »
My belly wan cut with laugh!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 04:57:45 AM »
Bill Gate neva see anythg, we Nigerians de see everythg 2 d end.  I no fit laugh
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2010, 07:52:14 AM »
not until farouk showed up!
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2010, 11:57:22 AM »
lol
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2010, 01:05:39 PM »

it ain't funny at all...
farouk has further worsened nigeria's image abroad.
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2010, 10:10:44 AM »
This one dey funnyooo!
My name is Mart A. 
I am someone that loves making friends. 
I hate turning people down,and I don't love being turned down. 
I hardly live on smoke and alcohol. 
I am a sincere , honest, caring ,focused and stolid young
handsome boy. 
 I love making love. 
Because i have come to notice that Love is The CENTER OF
HUMAN EXISTENCE. 
I need a woman who is ready to love me truely. 
Should be caring. 
Truthful,impressive and realizable. 
Age apart.

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2010, 11:43:19 AM »


more than funny
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2010, 07:25:20 AM »
Beibee You baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad O!

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2010, 08:21:53 AM »
Na beibee tell the tori?
My name is Mart A. 
I am someone that loves making friends. 
I hate turning people down,and I don't love being turned down. 
I hardly live on smoke and alcohol. 
I am a sincere , honest, caring ,focused and stolid young
handsome boy. 
 I love making love. 
Because i have come to notice that Love is The CENTER OF
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I need a woman who is ready to love me truely. 
Should be caring. 
Truthful,impressive and realizable. 
Age apart.

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2010, 03:17:21 PM »
yeah!

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2010, 08:22:41 PM »
100% mistake.
My name is Mart A. 
I am someone that loves making friends. 
I hate turning people down,and I don't love being turned down. 
I hardly live on smoke and alcohol. 
I am a sincere , honest, caring ,focused and stolid young
handsome boy. 
 I love making love. 
Because i have come to notice that Love is The CENTER OF
HUMAN EXISTENCE. 
I need a woman who is ready to love me truely. 
Should be caring. 
Truthful,impressive and realizable. 
Age apart.

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2010, 02:09:41 PM »


beibee didn't tell the tale.

everywhere  nigerian turns his face
folks read fraudster; and farouk has added another
feather to the nation's chieftaincy title abroad;

guess what? - 'terrorist'.
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2010, 02:16:49 PM »
To bad...
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2010, 11:44:23 AM »
"to bad"?
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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2010, 08:01:56 PM »
Yeah
My name is Mart A. 
I am someone that loves making friends. 
I hate turning people down,and I don't love being turned down. 
I hardly live on smoke and alcohol. 
I am a sincere , honest, caring ,focused and stolid young
handsome boy. 
 I love making love. 
Because i have come to notice that Love is The CENTER OF
HUMAN EXISTENCE. 
I need a woman who is ready to love me truely. 
Should be caring. 
Truthful,impressive and realizable. 
Age apart.

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Re: BILL GATES AND THE 5000 CANDIDATES: THE NIGERIAN EXPERIENCE...
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