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PHONETICS TROUBLE
« on: May 25, 2008, 10:03:40 AM »
>  A NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should
> not throw stones.
> Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in
> vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
> catapulting perilous projectiles.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
> Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with
> resplendence are not truly auriferous.
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
> Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
> interdicted.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
> Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any
> testimony.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
> Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
> Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates
> no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
> Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical
> plumage tend to congregate.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
> Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
> profundity.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
> Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
> contiguous to rectitude.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *********
>
> NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
> precipitately departed lactile fluid.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
> tricks
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
> superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
> Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
> Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate
> cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>
> Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
> without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a
> hebetudinous fellow.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
> Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their
> provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
> conflagration

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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2008, 10:16:40 AM »
What a humorous quotes.

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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 05:35:15 PM »
I hope say the Man no be your Pastorooo...
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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 06:33:58 PM »
He was, but my dictionary blew up. It couldn't stand him any more
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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 07:37:35 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 05:51:19 PM »
You dey for trouble because He too be my Pastor!
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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 06:25:00 PM »


what about

ornithological specimen of identical plumage
invariably conglomerate to the nearest proximity?
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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 05:27:16 PM »


what about

ornithological specimen of identical plumage
invariably conglomerate to the nearest proximity?
Oga beibee,I thing about your posts is that I find it tasking reading through your contributions to the Forum because of the kind of gramma wey you dey bloww.Na you be the only person wey go Cambridge for here?Abeg Bro take-am ease so that Illiterates like Me can take time to understand.
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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2008, 06:16:08 PM »
My dear friend Chris, I understand your predicament. BB please for the sake of those like Chris that couldn't finish school at all, pipe down with your grammar.
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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2008, 06:21:30 PM »


i need a sound tutor in pidgin, please!
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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2008, 05:08:55 PM »
I'm right here.
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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 08:26:09 AM »
Oya BB over to you. It's tit for tat now. He'll tutor on pidgin, while you tutor him in grammar.
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Re: PHONETICS TROUBLE
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