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Not Contended Guy
« on: November 19, 2011, 01:52:55 PM »
A guy in an hurry used d ladies toilet in a posh hotel.
He sat down & noticed 4 buttons- WW,WA,PP & APR.

Curious,he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed wit WARM WATER, he loved it so much!

He den pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.

Still loving it, he pressed PP & a POWDER PUFF 2make him smell fresh.

Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR...

He later woke up in d hospital, a nurse smiled & said;
Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. when the machine couldn't find a pad on u, it went for ur balls. Ur balls are in dis jar
=))????????aĦa?a???????=))........=D:D OUCH!!!

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Not Contended Guy
« on: November 19, 2011, 01:52:55 PM »

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Re: Not Contended Guy
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 06:21:35 PM »
looooooool very funny,so wat happen to his balls?
« Last Edit: December 05, 2011, 06:29:20 PM by ajeto »
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Re: Not Contended Guy
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2011, 08:37:42 AM »
looooooool very funny,so wat happen to his balls?

hmmm if i were to guess i think they were fried up lol

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