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GAMES / SIMILAR SOUNDS
« on: August 07, 2008, 04:54:42 PM »
here it goes, you write a word that has similar sound as the one given by the person above you and you write another word too, so the person behind you will give a word with a similar pronunciation e.g

chip

cheap
so someone should give a similar sounding wor to the word below


ship

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HUMOUR and JOKES / AYUBA
« on: August 07, 2008, 01:50:59 PM »
       
A friend sent this to me, it sent us all rocking in our chair in the office

 AYUBA bought a new mobile.
        He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
        'My Mobile No. Has changed.
        Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

       
        AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
        Friend: Really, what is he studying.
        AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

       
        AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
        DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
        AYUBA : Can I take it  tomorrow, tonight is final game.

       
        AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
        Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
        AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

       
        AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
        Wife: How do you know??
        AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
        Oh GOD! U have come again..

       
        AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
        except the TV in my house.'
        Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
        AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'

       
        AYUBA  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
        He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

       
        How do you recognize AYUBA  in School?
        He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
        the board.

       
        Once  AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
        So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
        announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
        be hot.

       
        AYUBA  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
        Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

       
        AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
        Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
        AYUBA  - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

       
        Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
        AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

       
        AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
        Servant: 'It's already raining.'
        AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

         
         

         

         

         

     

           




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FAMILY and Home / WHAT ARE THEIR DUTIES?
« on: July 23, 2008, 12:09:15 PM »
what are the different duties of the wive and the husband in a home?

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GENERAL HEALTH / EFFECTS OF COLD WATER
« on: July 22, 2008, 12:57:11 PM »

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For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive.

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / THE FIRST THING....................
« on: July 10, 2008, 02:19:22 PM »
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you wake up and the first thing you do when you wake up?

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MUSIC / lovers' of Kirk Franklin
« on: June 20, 2008, 10:59:26 AM »
who else share my love for kirk Franklin's music?

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / Which is more important?
« on: June 19, 2008, 01:56:20 PM »
which is more important, a male child or a female child?
personally me i feel the important thing is having a child
the sex of the child is secondary.
or what do you think?

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FAMILY and Home / HOW MANY?
« on: June 19, 2008, 01:29:57 PM »
To the singles out there, how many children will you like to have stating your preference?

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FASHION and MODE / What's your choice?
« on: June 17, 2008, 12:54:46 PM »
for someone like me, am a lover of high heels
tell us your choice high heels or low heels

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GAMES / WORDS AND OPPOSITE
« on: June 12, 2008, 04:37:55 PM »
it goes like this, one person writes a word and the next person gives the opposite of the word and writes another word so the person coming up will also give the opposite of that word and also leaves another word like that like that sha.

e.g black

white

tall

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FOOD / Can you cook?
« on: June 12, 2008, 03:58:46 PM »
Most of the guys we have around now cannot cook, they expect their wife to do every for them? so if you are a guy and you are sure you can cook, tell us your favourite meal and the recipe and how to go about the cooking.

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / how true is it?
« on: June 11, 2008, 02:40:48 PM »
i was talking with sumone day bfore yesterday and he said and i quote "love is not always reciprocal " I want to know, how true it is that love is not always reciprocal.

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To the ladies out there, is it necessary to apply make up on your face before going out? i.e can you do without making up? if not
what type of make up kit do you use?
personally, i go without make up most of the time but most people around me make use of mary kay products, infact my sis is crazy about mary kay,what's so special?
Let us include the guys before the start what .................
ok guys what do you think about makeup on your girls?

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RELIGION / Believe, Faith and Trust
« on: May 28, 2008, 04:46:38 PM »
please share with us your understanding of believe, faith and trust
is there any difference and if there is state the difference

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