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GENERAL DISCUSSION / NAME YOUR BRAND HERE!!!
« on: December 05, 2008, 01:49:52 PM »
We all at some point in time usually feel like taking some form of liquid besides water. when your mood is in that zone, what do you take?

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / HOW WOULD YOU REACT TO THIS?
« on: November 04, 2008, 07:23:51 PM »
Your lover tells you she/he has AIDS.

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SOFTWARE and PROGRAMMING / THE AJAX WAY: ARE WE RIPE ENOUGH FOR IT?
« on: July 20, 2008, 04:59:08 PM »
I've noticed the growing trend of sites running on AJAX technology. Recently I noticed GTBank website is running with it, I also noticed some part of Nigerian Customs website too running. For me this is good because it shows we are growing technologically, but there is problem not yet addressed. (Please correct me if I'm wrong) we don't have enough Bandwidth to run such sites in Nigeria. Sometimes it takes hours for these websites to completely load, reference: Facebook, yahoo beta, etc.

Question?
Are we ripe enough to go the AJAX way?

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The rising trend of homosexuality in this country is getting out of hand. Gays have made passes at me in the past and I didn't find it funny. Recently my barber tried his luck on me, he had tried several ways to pass body language to me but I never noticed so he came on to me physically and tried to lick my ear right there in the shop. (Before I go on, this saloon happens to be a unisex saloon at Bode Thomas street in surulere).
Each time I came around, this guy would welcome me, shake my hands tenderly, in fact whatever he was doing on me as regards cutting my hair, he did with so much attention. All this while I thought it was just his own method of being professional and to be frank, I was enjoying every bit of it.
Last weekend, he decided to take a bold step. When I sat on the chair, he first put the barbing cloth around my neck and stares at me through the mirror and I stared back wondering why he was staring at me then he leaned forward resting his elbows on my shoulders (by this time I was wondering what he was up to) and stuck out his tongue (heading towards my right ear). He was too quick, the tip of his tongue touched my ear and immediately I felt like someone has just thrown some poop on me. I was so irritated that my reaction resulted to busting his upper lip with my elbows, and giving him a punch in the belly. By this time, the other barbers came to his rescue and tried to calm things down.
I told them what he did and promised never to come back to their salon again because they seemed to want to save his ass from being fired by the boss. I'm really not going to go back there again. I MEAN... It's disgusting thinking that I'd even kiss my fellow man... eeeww

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / WHY SHOULD SOMEONE MARRY YOU?
« on: June 16, 2008, 08:28:02 PM »
What's that thing you have that makes you think you deserve to be married?

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / I WONDER O...
« on: June 16, 2008, 06:33:56 PM »
Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind.

To the fearful, it is threatening because it means that things may get worse.

To the hopeful, it is encouraging because things may get better.

To the confident, it is inspiring because the challenge exists to make things better.

What effect does change have on your psyche? I wonder...  ???

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / Who do you think deserves to be Vice-Admin?
« on: June 11, 2008, 10:06:44 AM »
I've been a member of forum since last year or so, right from the time it was Hyippolice.com to it's current name and I've never seen any one who deserves to be the vice-admin other than Beibee. He's everywhere in this forum infact he virtually lives here, he reads every topic, and every post; he contributes Intellectually and constructively to every topic, he takes his time to compose his replies and 95% of them make sense. Another set of persons I would have nominated are Furtune, Olajimi(HOLY MALLAM) and Judy but these people are not as present Beibee though their contributions are wonderful.
In my opinion, Beibee's the man and sure most of you will agree with me.

This is just my opinion though, what d'u guys think? Who deserves to be vice-admin?

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / Describe the Person Above you In One Word
« on: June 06, 2008, 07:08:55 PM »
Hi guyz,
I thot of game that promises to be fun.
Look at the last poster and describe him/her with one word...
Just feel free, say what you think but remember, it's only a game so no one should take anything personal.
So who goes fisrt?

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GENERAL DISCUSSION / PHONETICS TROUBLE
« on: May 25, 2008, 10:03:40 AM »
>  A NORMAL PERSON: People who live in glass houses should
> not throw stones.
> Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in
> vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from
> catapulting perilous projectiles.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
> Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
> Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with
> resplendence are not truly auriferous.
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
> Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be
> interdicted.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
> Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any
> testimony.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
> Chris Okotie : Neophyte's serendipity.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
> Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates
> no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
> Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical
> plumage tend to congregate.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
> Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
> profundity.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
> Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
> contiguous to rectitude.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *********
>
> NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
> precipitately departed lactile fluid.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
>
> NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
> tricks
> Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a
> superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
> Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
> Chris Okotie : The person presenting the ultimate
> cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
>
> Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores
> without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a
> hebetudinous fellow.
>
> ************ ********* ********* ********* *********
> *******
> NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
> Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their
> provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is
> conflagration

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MOVIES | NOLLYWOOD / I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
« on: May 22, 2008, 05:24:55 PM »
How many of you watch the series 'ALIAS'. The story about this very sexy chic that happens to be a double agent working 4 both the CIA & the enemy body SD6.
Do you guys see how she beats up men in the movie? What drove me crazy was the fact that she has stopped beating only 1 man at a time but 3. To cap it all up the men will have weapons (ie machine guns). Thru out last night i was like  ??? ??? ??? This is crazy mayne....

I can't take it anymore, the insult is too much 4 me to bear. I'll never watch ALIAS again LAI LAI!!!

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